Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Life's Addictions!

Okay. I’ll admit it. Over the summer I have developed an addiction. It’s not an addiction to some party drug or alcohol. No it’s nothing like that. It’s more embarrassing than that. I’m an adult woman, I should know better. Addictions follow the path of the young and the weak and strike when the opportunity arises.

They do say though once a person admits to themselves they have a problem…

I’m addicted to Facebook.

Okay. I’ve said it. As with all of these troublesome addictions it started out small… one small farm on Farmville. I would feed the animals, picked whatever vegetables I planted six hours prior, plow the land and replant a new vegetable or fruit. I had a few cows, horses and chickens, a small farmhouse with a white fence. It was peaceful.

This led to me getting involved with a café crowd. Again a small operation, my Café World, a few dining tables, a few stoves, a chef, and a simple wait staff.

All was progressing well. That was April, 2010… fast forward to today, July 28, 2010.

I am now a Knight of Camelot obtained at level 45 of Knights of Camelot, an Expert Cavalier of My Empire, I have 2.6 Billion (with a B) dollars accumulated in Mafia Wars, I’m at level 70 on Treasure Island after conquering 30 islands, I’m at Level 20 in Frontiersville, and I now own a very successful candy shop, owning eight display cases and five chocolate producing machines in Chocolatier. Dear...oh dear, what has happened to me?

I must face this addiction with my head held high. I am strong. I can stop this. I …

Did I mention my small farm is now one of those corporate conglomerates we all had evil thoughts about when we were kids, at Level 39 and accumulated 3.4 million coins? Most likely I didn’t, to busy eating at my Café World, at Level 73, and 7.1 million coins, 18 stoves, and have Mastered 41 dishes that would make Hell’s Kitchen’s Chef Ramsey’s head spin!

It’s okay I suppose, as long as the kids don’t find out!

2 comments:

  1. Haha..hmm..I guess I can come clean too!

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  2. too late momma...the kids have found out your secret!!! I'm crying over here that was too funny!! Well at least you admitted it!!

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